Because the beaver isn't just an animal; it's an ecosystem!

Month: December 2018


What’s the news?
None but that the world’s grown honest.
Then is doomsday near. But your news is not true.

Hamlet 2:2

Here I am back from the great distance of the hospital, and what awaits me? The same foul degrees of stupid that were present when I went in. Well, I guess it’s nice to know that some things never change. Let’s start with this fine letter from a trapper in Missoula who didn’t take too kindly to all those nice things Greg was saying about beavers. Here’s Mike Dey’s take on things.

Trapper questions beaver expertise

Really, the hundreds of beavers I have trapped, I am sure I warmed the climate a lot. Unlike other species, beavers do not control other species. Beavers are controlled by their food.

Beavers must be trapped to keep them from destroying their food. The truth is, Greg Munther, you don’t know very much about beavers.

Some years back when prices were about the same as now, I took 96 beavers off the Clark Fork and Bitterroot rivers. I have trapped beavers from Libby to Bozeman.

Do you know why beavers will not cut large trees on the south or east of a body of water, and how far from the water beavers will go for food?

Why is it, that we as a society allow trappers to pontificate in public forums. I mean you never see opinion pieces from garbage collectors or Maytag repair men. For some reason we insist on behaving as if trappers knew things about the animals they were killing. I mean besides “Where to best kill them.”

Didn’t you know beavers never eat trees to the South?

One last question: Why did the Ice Age end? That was only 12,000 years to 20,000 years ago. I have been trapping beaver since 1963. There are a lot more beavers now than in 1963.

Climate change deniers who trap beavers on the side. I’m liking this fellow less and less. Beavers do not “control other species.

The thing is you know Mike has been outside. He has actually SEEN a beaver pond. He knows full well that there are fish and ducks and frogs in a beaver pond. So he knows that his argument is ridiculous.

He just doesn’t care.

Which brings me to the nice letter I received today from an inventor with a ‘humane’ way to stop otters. Stop them from doing what? I asked. confused. Being too cute and playful? , Jon offered.

No, it’s to stop otters from eating all your fish and ruining that pond! The owner wrote to suggest that it would probably – no certainly help with beavers too. So I might want to pass it on, since it would be so helpful.

“I believe this to be the single most overlooked & devastating problem a pond owner may ever face. A marine biologist study has stated 6 otters can go through a well stocked 10 acre pond in only 7-8 nights. This is because otters generally travel in groups of 3-6. Otters are excellent at what they do, catching fish. Mostly nocturnal, they feed at night. By the time you realize you have an issue, they have moved to another pond 2-3 miles away. Otters are not confined to the country either, as they have been found in storm water drainage systems in larger cities. I believe this to be the single most overlooked & devastating problem a pond owner may ever face. A marine biologist study has stated 6 otters can go through a well stocked 10 acre pond in only 7-8 nights. This is because otters generally travel in groups of 3-6. Otters are excellent at what they do, catching fish. Mostly nocturnal, they feed at night. By the time you realize you have an issue, they have moved to another pond 2-3 miles away. Otters are not confined to the country either, as they have been found in storm water drainage systems in larger cities. “

All units come pretested and programmed for the optimal volume and cycling to mimic predator sounds in its natural habitat.  It features a waterproof speaker to deliver the patent pending sound through water for otter control

After thousands of hours of trial and error to fix my own otter problem, I realized that this product had the potential to vastly improve one of our nation’s favorite recreational activities, fishing, by ridding ponds/lakes of these terrors.

Now now now, can we just sit down and enjoy this for a moment. It’s just so damn refreshing to read a paragraph where otters are described as “TERRORS”.

Okay, let’s read a little more, shall we?

The solution I have found relies on the otter’s family tree. See, our pond and river otters are cousins to the marine variety. I discovered they share a built in fear of the same predator sounds. Harnessing this dormant fear with our technology, you can rid your pond of these pesky nighttime poachers.

So all we have to do is blast some Orca noises at these rascals and they’ll leave your precious fish alone! Orcas scare otters and beavers both, so no problem. For a mere 800 dollars you can get one of these devices shipped right to your door.

Scared yet?


So it’s nearly time for grants to start being turned in and thank the lord i finished most of ours before heading into the hospial. The idea this year is a treasure hunt with children searching or pieces of the old map to the “lost key to the waters.” Children will go to participating booths (marked with a treasure map) and receive a ‘clue card’ and a torn piece 0f the map – when they collect all 8 will they can tape them together and read a clue on the back of the map telling them where to find the ‘lost key to the waters’.

Can you guess what it might be?

Here are some images of the ‘clue cards’ we just had printed at moo )30 percent off December sale with free shipping) and hopefully Amelia will make us an amazing treasure map because she loves that kind of thing.

Don;t you just with you were a kid again so you could solve this puzzle? I’ll give you a hint about the :key to the waters”. Shhhhhh


No you aren’t dreaming. This is really happening. Ben’s latest article is all about beavers in urban spaces. The headline couldn’t be more unbelievable if it was “Some cancers are good you” or “being left-handed makes life more convenient“. It’s NOT what we expected, but it’s written just the way we wish it would be.

IN PRAISE OF URBAN BEAVERS

As many a municipal engineer can attest, all those urban As many a municipal engineer can attest, all those urban beavers present a decidedly mixed blessing. The relentless architects gnaw down ornamental trees, jam road culverts full of woody debris, and inundate roads and yards. Even in Seattle, idyllic land of mandatory composting and ambitious climate targets, residents tend to reject meddlesome wildlife. After beavers felled some trees in Ballard, the Seattle Times responded with an unneighborly headline: “Locals to Golden Gardens Beavers: Please Leave.” present a decidedly mixed blessing. The relentless architects gnaw down ornamental trees, jam road culverts full of woody debris, and inundate roads and yards. Even in Seattle, idyllic land of mandatory composting and ambitious climate targets, residents tend to reject meddlesome wildlife. After beavers felled some trees in Ballard, the Seattle Times responded with an unneighborly headline: “Locals to Golden Gardens Beavers: Please Leave.”

Yup. This should surprise us not at all. Par for the course. Don’t you have anything nice to say?

Yet Castor canadensis is worth the trouble, and then some. In my book, Eager: The Surprising, Secret Lives of Beavers and Why They Matter, I describe the animals as “ecological and hydrological Swiss Army knives, capable, in the right circumstances, of tackling just about any landscape-scale problem you might confront.” A full accounting of their virtues would take paragraphs—or chapters—but here are a few highlights. Beavers, by capturing surface water and elevating groundwater tables, keep our waterways hydrated in the face of climate change-fueled drought. Their wetlands dissipate floods and slow the onslaught of wildfires. They filter pollution. They store carbon. They reverse erosion. And, whereas our infrastructure is generally inimical to life, they terraform watery cradles for creatures from salmon to sawflies to salamanders. They heal the wounds we inflict.

Oh, that is SO much better! We sure picked the write guy for the story. Ben is doing such a wonderful job at talking about the subject most near and dear to my heart.

Many of my favorite beaver stories, though, are set in urban spaces, where rebounding colonies collide with dense human settlements. I met beavers in a concrete-lined ditch behind a budget hotel in Napa; beavers in a wetland adjacent to a Walmart parking lot; beavers in downtown Martinez, California, that have become a beloved fixture of civic life. And no accounting of urban beavers would be complete without extolling the legendary beavers of the Bronx River, whose saga demonstrates that, for all the ecological value these extraordinary creatures provide, their most powerful service may be the way they enrich our lives.

Ooh la la! A shout-out for us and praise for urban beavers in general! Did Christmas  come early this year? Yes, I believe it did. What a perfect way to welcome in the new year. Thank you so much Ben, for making this all possible.

And let  me just stop a moment and mention in passing how many reporters, researchers and authors were using the term “urban beavers” In 2006 and 2007. 

That would be zero.

Look it up. Use an ngram to see the listings on google. There are none. Because I would argue that the phrase urban beaver began right here in the home of John Muir and in the nearly 1000 talks I’ve given over the decade on this topic in Martinez, Oregon, Utah, Santa Barbara, Portland, Piedmont, Santa Clara, San Francisco, Sonoma, Santa Rosa etc.

These are words I am so happy to find in common use that I don’t even mind not getting credit for them. Urban beavers. Urban beavers. Say it with me now. It’s a thing.  If not yet, it will be your thing soon.

There’s a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, ’tis not to come. If it be not to come, it will be now. If it be not now, yet it will come—the readiness is all.

Hamlet 5:2


Yes, I am back and will only mention in passing my five unwilling days in the hospital with very exciting socio-political timing because hoades were picketing my hospital while I left. The units were scraped to bare bones and the nurses and techs were whispering together about grievances. And though I myself was an intern at kaiser once upon a time,  have friends who work there now and know full well things are unbearable, and I generally support the rights of workers to collectively bargain, there are in fact, many, many more convenient times for said social justice than when I’m on the gurney.

But that’s all behind us. Let’s look to the future. In particular to the almost-but-not-quite-wonderful article in Bay Nature I never had the chance to write about since I was, as the say, indisposed right after it came out. If you’ll notice, it starts with Cheryl’s photo.

For Beaver Believers, Salvation Lies in a Once-Reviled Rodent

Early on in Eager: The Surprising, Secret Life of Beavers and Why They Matter, journalist Ben Goldfarb introduces us to a particular sect of animal enthusiasts-cum-environmentalists: Beaver Believers. “There is no single trait that unites Beaver Believers, besides, of course, the unshakable conviction that our salvation lies in a rodent,” he writes. They’re trained biologists and red state stockmen, “former hairdressers, physician’s assistants, chemists, and child psychologists.” But one thing Beaver Believers do seem to share is a certain unabashed fervor: an adherent we meet in Eager, Martinez resident Heidi Perryman, campaigns for the animal tirelessly on social media, maintains what Goldfarb describes as “the world’s largest collection of beaver-themed tchotchkes, knickknacks, and memorabilia” in her home, and founded and organizes the Martinez Beaver Festival every year. (At the 11th annual festival in June this year, Goldfarb himself appeared to promote the book.)

Ahem. Isn’t that nice? Now let’s see what they have to say about Ben and Beavers. Too bads she clearly didn’t actually read the chapter on Martinez, or the one on Logan Utah, or any of the ones that show case how beaver problems can  be easily solved.

The wonders of biology aside, what really makes beavers miraculous is their ability to engineer landscapes. The animals can change their environments so fundamentally, in fact, that they’re practically a panacea for landscape ailments, as Goldfarb spends much of the book illustrating. Beavers dam rivers—a simple act that cascades outward thanks to the intricately interconnected nature of, well, nature. Damming rivers slows down their flow, which allows water to seep into the land. That, in turn, helps reduce floods, prevent erosion, and recharge aquifers (crucial for western states like California, where climate change threatens winter snowpacks that millions of people rely on for water). Beaver ponds serve as safe habitats for myriad other important or delicate creatures, from trumpeter swans to salmon of all kinds to the Saint Francis’ satyr, an endangered butterfly that exists only in North Carolina. And beaver dams help create wetlands, which filter out pollutants and collects nutrients from agricultural runoff that, if unchecked, causes dead zones in the ocean.

Ahhh nice.  A specific link to California. So we know why they matter, just not how to tolerate them. Hmm, I thought the book made that pretty clear?

But the crux of the issue for me is: how complicated is it to change the way we feel about beavers? Is it a simple matter of engineering our way out of human-beaver conflicts, as Goldfarb suggests? Or does it involve deeper revision of our own society’s attitudes towards nature, to become able to cede control more gracefully, and accept sometimes significant tradeoffs for broader ecological benefit, as Goldfarb also suggests?

So when Goldfarb writes, in the book’s closing paragraphs, that “the only obstacle to returning to the Castorocene is that old hang-up, our cultural carrying capacity—forbearance toward an animal that defies our will,” it strikes me as oddly cavalier. Goldfarb’s own reporting shows us that even when all parties recognize the importance of beavers, actually getting them on the land and restoring ecosystems can be riddled with complications, as any ecological endeavor is. And “that old hang-up,” our limited tolerance for wild animals and the uncontrollability of nature, is rooted deep in the way we humans have historically understood ourselves and made sense of the world around us. I suspect it won’t be dislodged anytime soon.

And will that be because of the faults of the beavers. Chelsea Leu? Or because of the fault of the humans? We need powerful arguments spoken over and over again by compelling voices in the right place to the right people. And allow me to say frankly that your dainty review is helping no one.

Which is really too bad because I’d like to think Bay Nature knows better, and Ben’s awesome book is now on the longlist for the PEN Literary Science Writing!

 

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