Because the beaver isn't just an animal; it's an ecosystem!

Month: October 2014


There is a smart and sassy column in yesterday’s Sacramento Bee. Bemoaning how wet it is in Oregon and how dry it is in California. Jack Ohman lived in Portland for 30 years and would like some of the water he endured up there to follow him to California. But he doesn’t want the beavers.

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Jack Ohman: Portland, I’ll take your rain; keep the beavers

I have just returned from Portland, Ore. I lived there for almost 30 years. One of the things that drove me crazy about Portland was the rain.

My hair was always wet; I felt like I had a beaver sitting on my head at all times, just lying in wait to construct a quick dam. My shoulders constantly felt damp.

Water.

Even in non-drought times, I understand Sacramento is arid. Since I have been here, I get actively upset if it’s cloudy. My Sac buddies say that last Christmas, which featured temperatures hovering in the 70s, even in San Francisco, was truly surreal. I just assumed that this was typical Nor Cal weather. My kids loved it. Shirt-sleeves in San Francisco on Dec. 29 seemed normal to me, and, frankly, owed to me after 29 years of torrential, biblical rain.

Now, just run a nice tunnel down here from the Columbia River and no one gets hurt. But keep your beavers. Those things can really mess up your hair.

Mr. Ohman actually doesn’t specify whether means actual beavers or football beavers, but since I doubt he felt like he had a wet wide-receiver on his head, I’m assuming actual. Which is ironic. Since the one thing that would make California wetter is the thing he says he doesn’t want.

Of course I wrote and told him so. He’ll probably write back right away and thank me.

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shutterstock110473913This was a fun report from the NY news site “PressConnects.” It’s a fun account of beaver watching in the woods, where it sounds like he was treated to a real show. I am mystified by his decisions to make political puns and the writing is a little off-putting, (as if he hasn’t been allowed to use similies since graduate school and is just dusting them off.) But its a fun read.

Marsi: Beavers throw an open house for canoeists

It turned out to be what political aides call a photo opportunity. In the spotlight: an obliging band of beavers, rodent hams of the first magnitude.

Perhaps these beavers were so friendly because beavers, like politicians, must stand periodically for re-election. That would explain why they cut all those trees — stumping for the “poplar” vote.

 See what I mean? Get it? Poplar vote!

Then came a loud crack, a frying pan slap not 10 feet from the canoe. Beaver number one had emerged from the lodge, discovered observers and whacked its tail on the surface, sounding an alarm. After slapping the water, the beaver arched its back, did a shallow surface dive and disappeared.

Whap. Another alarm and another beaver. Whap. A third, fourth and fifth slap followed. Suddenly we found ourselves surrounded by the entire clan: four kits and a parent three or four times their size.

The young beavers had grown well since their birth in early spring. Swimming strongly, their dark brown guard hairs matted in shiny clumps, they looked to weigh around 10 pounds. Bypassing the canoe, they closed ranks in deeper water, joined their parent and paddled toward the opposite shore.

We followed, fishing rods aside, cameras ready.

The adult beaver wasted no time ascending the bank and waddling into the woods. Within seconds, a rhythmic crunching sound – teeth gouging sapwood every second or so — rang the death knell for an 8-inch poplar, or trembling aspen.

The young beavers contented themselves with chores of lesser magnitude. As the canoe crept closer, they joined forces on the lakeshore, chewing branches they had cut in the woods. Holding the branches in their front paws, turning them slowly, the beavers mewed constantly. The canoe crept closer, stopping 10 feet away. Chomp went non-stop incisors. Click went camera shutters.

Are you jealous yet? 4 kits chewing and mewing away and he’s in a canoe snapping photos. I don’t know why we don’t get to see those pictures with this article – shutter stock instead. (Sure looks like one of Cheryl’s but I suppose its possible they didn’t steal it.) But  he got to hear mewing and see several tail slaps. It sounds like a fun time was had!

In fact I had fun just reading this article. Even if I’m not sure of the slapping sound a frying pan makes or if beavers have quarter-sized ears but still it was fun. Go read the whole thing.

A few minutes later, commotion forgotten, the bark eaters were back in place, chewing and mewing. We ran out of film at sunset (yes, film). This served as a signal to back the canoe quietly from its berth among floating logs and let gnawing ensue in the dark.

Marsi is a freelance writer from Vestal. Email him at rmarsi@stn

 


Way back when Martinez was scrambling to save our beavers, several frantic and well-meaning people called Fish and Game and said earnestly, “I saw this TV program about some pipe they put in the water that prevents flooding, do you guys do that or know anyone who does?” Literally the question was asked 15 times by 15 different people. And to a man, every single answer came back;

“Oh those things never work.”

Flash forward to  2014 where we recently learned that beavers were causing a problem in Sonoma. Through several carefully placed contacts we were able to discover on whose property they were eating grapevines and contact  the Fish and Game warden who had been asked for a depredation permit. Guess what she said. Go ahead, guess!

She said “I didn’t issue a permit and I sent them to Mike Callahan’s website.”

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And before you say, “Wow that’s great that Mike has an put up such an informative website”, I will remind you that 7  years ago when our beavers were slated for killing he had  pretty much the same informative website. It was one of three places on the entire internet that talked about beaver mitigation. The information was out there in 2007. The difference is that we flooded the market with information. The game changer was that Martinez made livingco-existence a household name, and has proven to CDFG for 7 years that these devices work.

The playing field has now changed so much that CDFG preaches flow devices to land-owners. Thinking, about it all I remember that when we were in Utah Mary Obrien said wisely that real change happened on a slower scale than her Whitman students could imagine. In her experience it almost aways took at least 7 years. Honestly, she said that. 7 years ago they said it couldn’t be done, and we did it. I like to think Worth A Dam played some part in the change that made beaver mitigation a real option. So congratulations to all of you reading this website. You helped tip the scale.

 So ’ere ’s to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your ’ome in the Soudan;         
    You ’re a pore benighted ’eathen but a first-class fightin’ man;
    An’ ’ere ’s to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, with your ’ayrick ’ead of ’air—
    You big black boundin’ beggar—for you broke a British square!

Rudyard Kipling


When I trotted unwarily into the beaver biz a lifetime ago,  I learned a lot by accident. I learned that ‘Beaver Deceiver’ was a catchy name, but it wasn’t what we had in Martinez. A beaver deceiver was a specific device invented by Skip Lisle to protect culverts. Technically it works not by ‘deceiving’ beavers, but by thwarting them. (Unfortunately beaver thwarter doesn’t really rhyme) I learned from Skip Lisle that correct naming was important and people could get very irritated very quickly if I used the wrong word. What Skip installed in Martinez was a “Castor Master” and I am always careful to call it that.

At the same time that I was learning this new language from Skip, I was also talking to Mike Callahan and getting his language as well. His version comparable to the ‘Castor Master’ was a ‘Flexible Leveler’ which evolved over the years into ‘Pond Leveler”. He protected culverts with a “Culvert protective fence”, which didn’t rhyme but did describe its function.

Since using any one of these names defined either Skip’s or Mike’s work specifically, there needed to be a generic term that was less territorial. Something that was easily understood and didn’t step on anyone’s toes. Skip told me the generic was “Flow device” and I’ve been using that religiously when describing how to manage beaver behavior. I would say Mike’s preference for a generic term was “Beaver Management”, and I have used that as well.

But I’ve recently come to the conclusion that both these generic terms have limited usefulness.

For whatever reason when you say “Beaver management” people think “Beaver killing”, or weeding out some portion of the too large population. Like “Rodent management” or “Deer management”. So I obviously don’t like that term. And I recently learned that when you say “Flow Device” to Fish and Game they imagine something so technical and engineering-based that they won’t let you install it without a stream altering permit. Because, it’s a DEVICE so it must be complicated! (Thanks Sherry Guzzi for pointing that out!)

This morning I thought. We need a new word to generically describe something you do to either prevent beavers from building in a place you can’t stand, or control the way they can build in a place you can stand. You aren’t sure yet whether to use Mike or Skip’s techniques. I’ve decided to invite you all to the unveiling of this new word. I have give this exactly 7 years of thought.

mitigate

-Make less severe, serious, or painful.
-Lessen the gravity of (an offense or mistake).

I’m proposing that we discuss using “Beaver Mitigation”  in these situations where we aren’t yet sure yet which technique is needed and we want a way to say that something could be done to prevent flooding. It has the added advantage of making it clear that the point of the tool isn’t to make the beavers leave, but lessen harmful consequences of them being there.  After you’ve reviewed the site and you know what is needed or what was already used you could substitute for the specific name. But until you’re sure, you could use the term “Beaver Mitigation” to communicate that the property owner in question has options that will take care of his/her interests and prevent flooding.

Beaver Mitigation means there’s something that can be done.

I am liking this word. It is true that mitigate is not exactly your average vocabulary, but everyone’s heard of “Mitigating Circumstances” and a single Law and Order episode will tell you that they are good to have because they make the punishment less severe, so I don’t think its out of any one’s grasp.

I don’t really know how names get started, and I don’t install these things or invent them. But I do write about them and talk about them to a lot of people.  I’ve been religiously using other peoples’ language for 7 years, during which I’ve written nearly 3000 columns about beavers and 700 letters to city officials.

If anyone is entitled to use a new name, I’d say I am.

And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; 


Today’s beaver stories run the range from frisky to frustrating so I thought I’d start you off on a fun note with this article from Wired UK. I spotted a few inaccuracies so I can’t testify to its veracity. But its a fun read.

Why people thought beavers bit off their testicles

This tale begins with the ancient Egyptians, who had a hieroglyphic depicting a beaver chewing off his testicles as a representation of the punishment for adultery among humans in their society. In the West, it was Aesop who first wrote of the myth in his famous fables: “When pursued, the beaver runs for some distance, but when he sees he cannot escape, he will bite off his own testicles and throw them to the hunter, and thus escape death.” Pliny the Elder, the first great naturalist (though also a fairly reliable peddler of untruths), echoed this in his encyclopedia Natural History, which for hundreds and hundreds of years served as a trusted scientific authority.

And just one more of Gerald’s beaver oddities before we get back to the testicles: He claims that when constructing their dams, beavers “make use of the animals of their own species instead of carts.” A few individuals obey “the dictates of nature” and “receive on their bellies the logs of wood cut off by their associates.” Holding tight with their feet, and having “transverse pieces placed in their mouths,” the unfortunate workers are “drawn along backwards, with their cargo, by other beavers, who fasten themselves with their teeth to the raft.” They are, in essence, living skis.

Hahahahaha. Now that I hadn’t heard. But it’s no more silly that lots of things we hear about beavers. Take for instance the notion proffered by a woeful county in the most progressive beaver state in the nation that tearing down a dam will make beavers leave.

Kitsap County road crews battling persistent beaver

Gosh that’s so surprising. Tearing down the dam almost always never works! Sheesh. I was contacted by boots on the ground the last time we visited Kitsap, so maybe they’ll have better luck! It would be great if you could write a letter too, telling the board of supervisors how well our flow device works in Martinez.

And now for the fun and furry part. Yesterday on the guardian they released the most adorable photo of beaver kits that has yet been taken.They wrote:

A husband and wife photography team are now so friendly with a family of wild beavers they let them take their portrait. Bettina and Christian Kutschenreiter have spent 10 years making regular visits to the beavers after they interrupted them taking pictures of kingfishers near the city of Rosenheim near Munich, Germany. And now they are able to get up close and personal as the animals recognise their voices when they come to visit.Picture: Kutschenreiter/Arco/Solent News

Before I show you I want you to brace yourselves. Here at Martinez Beavers.org we have seen our share of adorable beaver photos. We have been around the beaver block, as it were. But this is in a new category by itself. I just want you to take a deep breath and hold onto something stable before you look. It’s that cute.

kitnapped 3Is that a scene from Narnia, Tolkein or Macbeth? I’m still trying to decide.

Oh and while you’re thinking, would you please vote on which of these you prefer? The Beaver Believers cute shirt convinced me to think about kid shirts. Write and tell me which one you like?

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