Huggin’ Bear brings history to life at Nature Center
It’s not every day you meet someone who has impressed Charlton Heston with his survival stories, had a $1,000 beaver hat custom made to help teach hunter safety and is convinced the current deer population is a result of social change.
Ahh, huggin’ bear! What a national treasure! You obviously know exactly what you’re doing and need no help marketing your rare services from me. Just look at how the juxtaposition of ‘hugging’ and ‘bear’ soften you into a cuddly object of reverence? And dropping that pesky ‘g’ adds a touch of the common man (which isn’t nearly as common as it once was). I for one am relieved to learn that the nature center in Alabama has full recourse to your sizable array of skills, but tell me this.
Exactly how does a 1000 dollar hat help you teach hunter safety? I’m asking seriously. I want to know. What kind of hat was it? Did it look like any of these?
Or maybe this?
