Heard last night that our friends at the Raging Grannies are working on a short melodrama about our watery adventure to mark the third occasion of the beaver festival. The exciting tale of the dastardly plot to kill the beavers foiled by the “manly Vermonter” will flutter the feminine pulses of many. I’m pretty excited about it myself. I heard this morning that they could use a male volunteer to play the hero, (with or without shirt). I promised I’d ask for volunteers! Anyone interested in helping out? No acting, singing or beaver experience necessary.