Sorry Mr. Bernstein, this was irresistible

The beaver’s gonna have his day: Tonight

He’s gonna take it all the way: Tonight

While Fish & Game are preaching

Flood risk!

A flow device is teaching

Solutions Tsk Tsk.

 

You are in for a surprise: Tonight

Wetlands right before your eyes: Tonight

The desert in Nevada

So dry

With dams to save the water

The stream will get high!

 Tonight!

 

You’re gonna see it tonight

How they can dam it up and get on the ball

You’re gonna get it tonight!

It proves America needs beavers for all!

 

F&G: Well they’re a nuisance!

Beavers: Well they’re the nuisance!

Both: And come tonight we’ll stand and prove it to all!

Tonight!

Heidi’s gonna get her kicks:Tonight

And call out all the beaver-dicks: Tonight!

Despite their misbehavior

Dam. Chew.

They’re called an eco-savior

And dammit that’s new!

 

 

Tonight. Tonight.

Won’t be just any night

Tonight the beaver shines as a star!

Tonight, tonight

We’ll see the truth tonight

At long last, how important they are!

Each day the beavers save the water

The water goes so slowly

When ponds are at their height!

 

Oh, day grow less

The beaver PBS will profess

Tonight!