Beaver Dressed As Bee For Halloween Is Awesomely Canadian
Now we’ve seen it all in the Halloween costume tickle trunk. A beaver dressed up as a bumblebee has become a viral hit on Imgur and Reddit. Partly because it’s just so adorably Canadian but also because who keeps a beaver as a pet and walks it on a leash?
Well, we’re not sure who took the photo or what the story is behind this well-dressed little beaver, but it may not actually be anyone’s pet. Judging by the dirty workman slacks on the handler, we think this photo may have in fact been taken at a particularly festive zoo somewhere.
This is from the Huffington Post, so there’s a long discussion of how it’s immoral to dress a wild animal in a costume or keep a beaver as a pet when it should be free to dam and dream. And less attention than you’d expect to the age old question that this might answer as to which, in fact, is the busier. But obviously the real crime is the seasonal atrocity in the abysmal failure to comprehend that there is no costume on earth or in heaven, or in the murky caverns below that could possibly make that face any cuter.
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