St. Louis Missouri’s alternative weekly RTF posts news of this fund raiser, an off campus party with a 5 dollar cover, held tomorrow night. Martinez might possibly be the only city that would require greater specificity on this, but funds go to a nearby women’s shelter, to stop violence against women, especially rape.

Ohhh that kind of beaver! Ah, well Martinez doesn’t begrudge a beaver symbol to be used in such a noble service. We wish you God Speed and a friendly tail slap from us! We have certainly fielded all manner of sniggering jokes from politicians, teens, and reporters alike. (The reporters have honestly been the worst.) In doing so we have become hardened to the innuendo through careful practice, but we wish the women of the University Village Loft apartments well, and we hope they raise more than their last year’s total of 450.00.

And if any of you go on to wonder about the violence done on a daily basis to the other kind of beavers, look us up!